This valentines day in 2015 is going to lots of fun. On this valentines days
if you are not into love, you will still love to laugh with these funny
valentines day’s jokes . Here i ‘m going to share with you some funny valentines
days jokes which will definitely makes you laugh on this beautiful 2015 valentines day.
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A woman was taking a nap on valentines day afternoon. After she awoke, she told her husband “ I just dreamed that you gave me a gorgeous and expensive diamond necklace on this valentines day! what do u think it means? ”
Then her husband says “ you’ll know it tonight”.
That evening , her husband came home with a small package for her. Thrilled, she opened it and found a book titled “The Meaning of Dreams ”.
Tony, a smart and handsome young man. He dressed in in the latest fashion and walked into the local pub. He noticed a woman gazing at him without blinking her eyes. Tony felt flattered so he walked to the woman and said in his deepest voice “ I’ll do anything you wish, beautiful lady but under one condition ”.
The woman appeared and asked “what's your condition?”
Tony answered “ Tell me your wish in just three word”.
Then the woman come more closely and looked deeply into his eyes and whispered “ Clean My House”.
John a smart 20 years old boy, way buying an bracelet from a jeweler's shop to surprise his girlfriend on this valentines day.
The jeweler asked “ would you like your girlfriend’s name engraved on it?”.
John thought for a moment, grinned and then answered “ No, instead of name engrave ‘To My One and Only Love’ ”.
The jeweler smiled and said “yes sir, but how romantic you are”
John said “ Not exactly romantic, very practical. This way if we brake up, I can use it again”. Jeweler Shocked……
Jonny asked his friends Tony, weather he had bought his wife anything for valentines day.
Tony answered “Yes!, I’ve bought her a belt and a bag”
Then Jonny said “ That was very kind of you, I hope she appreciated that thought”.
Tony smiled as he replied, “ So do i , and hopefully the vacuum cleaner will work better now”.!!!
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Some Funny Valentines Day’s Jokes
A woman was taking a nap on valentines day afternoon. After she awoke, she told her husband “ I just dreamed that you gave me a gorgeous and expensive diamond necklace on this valentines day! what do u think it means? ”
Then her husband says “ you’ll know it tonight”.
That evening , her husband came home with a small package for her. Thrilled, she opened it and found a book titled “The Meaning of Dreams ”.
Tony, a smart and handsome young man. He dressed in in the latest fashion and walked into the local pub. He noticed a woman gazing at him without blinking her eyes. Tony felt flattered so he walked to the woman and said in his deepest voice “ I’ll do anything you wish, beautiful lady but under one condition ”.
The woman appeared and asked “what's your condition?”
Tony answered “ Tell me your wish in just three word”.
Then the woman come more closely and looked deeply into his eyes and whispered “ Clean My House”.
John a smart 20 years old boy, way buying an bracelet from a jeweler's shop to surprise his girlfriend on this valentines day.
The jeweler asked “ would you like your girlfriend’s name engraved on it?”.
John thought for a moment, grinned and then answered “ No, instead of name engrave ‘To My One and Only Love’ ”.
The jeweler smiled and said “yes sir, but how romantic you are”
John said “ Not exactly romantic, very practical. This way if we brake up, I can use it again”. Jeweler Shocked……
Jonny asked his friends Tony, weather he had bought his wife anything for valentines day.
Tony answered “Yes!, I’ve bought her a belt and a bag”
Then Jonny said “ That was very kind of you, I hope she appreciated that thought”.
Tony smiled as he replied, “ So do i , and hopefully the vacuum cleaner will work better now”.
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These are the funny jokes for valentines day. Share these jokes with your friends and make them to laugh. Hope you like this. Stay tuned for more updates.
Happy Valentines Day!
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